CorkyBerlin's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CS: Biggest Longest Uncut]

Humor is a 10 because I'm laughing at you

Dear Moron,
First off... the song was not performed by "Mission Impossible." The song is called "Mission Impossible Main Title" and was performed by the Israeli Philharmonic. Get it right. While on the subject of getting things right, please invest in either a dictionary, an english teacher, or another profession/hobby, because you're not very good at this. Build is a verb, not a noun, and can therefore not be protected. Your art work was sad - at best - Africa is not spelled "Afrika", nor does it happen to have moved abruptly to the northern half of the Western Hemisphere.

Finally, don't ever do anything like this ever again.

Sincerely,
Corky Berlin and Company

PS- BLAM!

[SnakeII]

what the hell?

seriously. what the hell was that?

[La Merienda]

A job well done if ever I saw one

Wonderful art direction, song choice and animation. This was very cool, and I appreciate your creative insanity while all the while not being a complete moron (like some on this damn site ¬.¬)

[PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 4]

no.

The background sucked. The animation was limited to a single axis... and therefore completely monotonous. The music was dull. Your work here is worthless.

[Epilogue to Existence]

Melodrama to the point of comedy

I found this amusing, and I wanted to say solid job. Graphics were well done, as well as the direction (a little choppy, but nothing horrible). I don't know if ya meant for this to be taken seriously... but I didn't... and I liked it anyway. So go you!

[A short film about a can]

really coulda used a jumpstart

This just felt..................slow. I mean, you picked a pretty fast-paced song but the animation never seemed to keep up with it... and the direction needs a little work (especially in the beginning while waiting for the now dead can to fall from the top with devil horns. That took WAY too long). Overall this was okay, but it could have been a lot better.

[Bobeth's FuntimeWalkabout]

The song is horrible...

However... that is pretty much a major point of the humor. Odd character... well done with the voice... good job.

[Prowlies at the River]

I would give my left nut to write for you

The imagery, sound, story line.... everything in this is just incredibly solid, helping to drive what has to be one of (if not the absolute best) flashes on this site... and that's just from seeing 2 of your pieces. Jesus... if you ever want a free writer for contribution, consider me your bitch.